Boys Are Dumb (?)

I am absolutely convinced that I married the ideal man.  Smart, hard-working, loving, and handsome, I know I got a great catch.  I am constantly reminded, however, that the ideal man is still a man. 

As most girls realize by the time they’re in grade school, boys are dumb.

If a boy or man says or does something wrong (doesn’t call for three days, yanks your pigtails, remarks at the end of the night that wow, your panty lines are really noticeable in that maternity dress, etc.) you can usually chalk it up to their gender.  It’s like their Y chromosome is an really X that lacks its fourth leg — the one that houses emotional sensitivity and common sense.